The Top 10 Unwritten Rules

Unwritten Rule #41- One should never take the last doughnut in the box. 
Unwritten Rule #64- One should never sing or whistle at work, despite Walt Disney’s suggestion to the contrary. 
Unwritten Rule #80- A gentleman should shower or bathe each day. 
Unwritten Rule #103- A gentleman should never eschew the “thug” look and thuggish behavior. 
Unwritten Rule #122- A lady should never use crocodile tears as a form of manipulation. 
Unwritten Rule #140- A lady should never use sex as a weapon. 
Unwritten Rule # 157- One should keep one’s mouth shut during a movie Unless one sees that a fire has broken out in the theater. 
Unwritten Rule #164- One should always throw away a box once it is empty of food, rather than “trick” family members into thinking there are actually a few more Twinkies, cookies, etc. 
Unwritten Rule #185- One should never write an entire e-mail in all capital letters. 
Unwritten Rule #250- One should never speak to the television as though people on screen can hear one.