Quote of the Dazed

"What if I told you that I put my whole life into Tintin?"
                                                         - Herge

Quote of the Dazed

"The director sent for me for Tarzan. I climbed the tree and walked out on a limb. The next day I was told I was an actor."
                                   - Johnny Weissmuller

Quote of the Dazed

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.                       - Phyllis Diller 

Quote of the Dazed

Quote of the Dazed

Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?
Woman: Really?
Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere

Groucho Marx in A Night in Casablanca (Movie)

Quote of the Dazed

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius.
                       - Mel Brooks (Young Frankenstein)

Quote of the Dazed

Mustard's no good without roast beef.

                 - Chico Marx

Quote of the Dazed

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says, "Goodbye."
                          -  Frank Sinatra

Quote of the Dazed

“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong’. Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.”  
                                - Charles M Schulz

Quote of the Dazed

"The Queen is most anxious to enlist everyone in checking this mad, wicked folly of 'Women's Rights'. 
It is a subject which makes the Queen so furious that she cannot contain herself." 
                                                 – Queen Victoria

Quote of the Dazed

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
                                           - Matt Groening

Quote of the Dazed

“There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.”

– W. Somerset Maugham

Quote of the Dazed

"When you are in love you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." 
                                           - Dr Seuss

Quote of the Dazed

"It's only after we've lost everything 
  that we're free to do anything." 
                                            
                                         — Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club)

Quote of the Dazed

"I try to think, but nothing happens!"
                                         - Jerome "Curly" Howard
                                                          (1903-1959)

Quote of the Dazed

Marilyn is a dreamy girl. She's the kind who's liable to show up with one red shoe and one black shoe. 
                                                                            - Jane Russell 

Quote of the Dazed

“A horse may be coaxed to drink, 
  but a pencil must be lead”
                                                     
                                                          - Stan Laurel

Quote of the Dazed

"Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around"
                                    - Vanilla Sky

Quote of the Dazed

"Time's fun when you're having flies"
                                         - Kermit

Quote of the Dazed

We must remember that art is art.
Well, on the other hand water is water isn't it?
And east is east and west is west. 
And if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce
they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
Now uh...now you tell me what you know.

                                   – Groucho Marx in Animal Crackers